I AM GOING TO….
DIE =[[[[
I blame the stupid pharmacy student who told my zoology teacher that the old test was posted online >_<
A man holds the record for masturbating almost ten continuous hours!
His name is Masanobu Sato from Japan, and he went 9 hours and 57 minutes continually masturbating at the annual Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco. Believe it or not, he does have a girlfriend. Sato lives with his girlfriend…
Lmao.. Words can not even explain how I am reacting towards this!
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
omgwat.
Lmfao
HAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Omgggggg lmao!!!
DIE =[[[[
I blame the stupid pharmacy student who told my zoology teacher that the old test was posted online >_<
Because no matter how hard and crazy life gets. No matter how many times I ask myself “is this real?” And no matter how many nights I wonder what chasing uncertainty will bring to me. In the end, I’ll have all the stories, the love the heart break, the losses and rewards, and most of all, I’ll have myself.
I fully believe this. And I thank all my friends for all the fun I have had thus far in my life. I know that my friends and I will continue this trend.
(Source: jettavegas)
Our Families: LGBT Asian and Pacific Islander Stories (by BasicRights)